I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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