He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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