that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he thought i was a dude.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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