he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just want nice things and good sex
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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