So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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