And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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