this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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