normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
3 2 1 whiskey
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
