my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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