the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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