If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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