oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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