Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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