Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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