also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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