dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
P.S. I can't hear my feet
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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