I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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