State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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