I have demons in me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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