come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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