North Korea, Best Korea!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
