so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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