It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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