Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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