I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
BRING THE BAGELS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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