apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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