Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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