If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
