He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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