Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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