Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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