can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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