I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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