I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
