butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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