there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How does one acquire holy water?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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