and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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