dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
