Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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