i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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