So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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