Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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