I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
3 2 1 whiskey
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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