You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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