I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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