I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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