Dual....:-)
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Drake has all the answers
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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