Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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