her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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