shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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