And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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