Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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